In her life she has burned her bra and starred in "Oh! Streetcar." Marge has come to the rescue many times with items pulled from her hair.
- Huge jar of cash.
- Check to cover damages to Homer's car.
- Telephone number to call if Grampa falls in the bathtub.
- Money.
- Cat.
- Pacifier.
- Second pacifier.
- Chicken.
- Beach umbrella.
- Checkbook.
- Swarm of bats.
- A pencil.
- "I don't want you wearing rings. It looks cheap. But three."
- "Well, anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend."
- "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."


